My name is Johnny. You might have seen me around the course before. You probably see my nice clubs and golf cart and think to yourself, "Oh, I bet he's a scratch golfer". Well, you would be wrong. I'm not even at this course to play. I'm actually here for the cooler full of beverages. Sometimes, I'm here here for a business meeting. Sometimes, its because I have three loads of laundry, yard work, and chores at home. I do play golf here, but that's not why I'm here.

Johnny Three Putts